Prophets of the Crunchy Truth

Meet the experts in the field of cookie-based divination.

Cookie McSnugglepants

"A cookie without crunch is like a soul without a soul."

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Chompers O'Malley

"The only way to predict the cookie-based future is to bake it into the present."

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Professor Pecan

"A cookie is only as strong as the butter it's dipped in."

Pecan's Cookie Conundrums
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